Epic Win: Justin Bieber's Voice is Breaking
I am happy to announce that we won’t have to hear the horrible voice that made Justin Bieber an international superstar.
Outlets are reporting that Justin Bieber's voice is breaking due to puberty, not allowing him to crank out his crappy signature hits for his mindless middle American audience. Bieber recently admitted that his voice is dropping and he can't hit the same high notes as he used to when he recorded his present album, My World 2.0.
"It cracks. Like every teenage boy, I'm dealing with it and I have the best vocal coach in the world,” Bieber said. "Some of the notes I hit on 'Baby' I can't hit anymore. We have to lower the key when I sing live."
This is the greatest thing ever. I love the thought of teeny fans paying their parents hard-earned money to hear Bieber botch his already-horrible pop trash. Savor the flavor of this while you still can, people.
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