The Top 10 Strangest Bras in the World
5. The Anti-Wrinkle Bra
Photo: La Decollette
Relief is on its way to the women of the world who suffer from aging, wrinkly breasts. A Dutch company has created the world’s first anti-wrinkle bra. The bra is far from sexy and is intended for nighttime use only. It’s kind of like a girdle for boobs. Apparently the primary cause of wrinkly breasts is when a lady’s ta-tas mush together (yes, that’s the technical term) while they sleep. The La Decollette anti-wrinkle bra uses “cupless technology” to push apart and support a lady’s puppies while she gets her beauty rest. This bra is not about lifting the breasts; rather it’s about keeping them apart to maintain that ever important, crease-free cleavage.
4. The Solar Power Bra
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What a brilliant idea—a bra that creates energy. Finally we can solve the energy crisis with breasts. Let’s start a movement: we can call it boob power. This energy-making bra contains photovoltaic cells that turn the sun’s rays into energy. The bra, which is made from a delightful green terry cloth, also contains an electronic scoreboard (reason unknown) and built-in, detachable beverage holders (which apparently reduce the consumption of aluminum cans and plastic bottles?).
The bra can reportedly create enough power to “charge a cell phone or iPod.” This is all great, except for the one major flaw with this bra. Women do not usually cavort around without wearing something over their bra. This, in effect, makes the bra’s energy-creating function useless.
I suppose it's back to the drawing board, but the dream of boob power continues...
3. The Anti-Smoking Bra
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Can’t kick that two-pack-a-day habit? The solution to quitting those cancer sticks once and for all may be in your bra. Swiss lingerie maker Triumph International has created the world’s first anti-smoking bra. The bra, unveiled in Japan, contains capsules that emit powerful scents once the wearer lights up. The capsules contain two scents. The first being jasmine, which alters the taste of the cigarette, making it taste worse (if that’s possible). The second is lavender, which provides a sedative effect and helps soothe the withdrawal symptoms of giving up your smokes. The bra is also treated with liquid titanium to break down the horrible smell cigarette smoke creates.
So if you’re having trouble giving up smoking, now you can blame your bra.
2. The Milkshake Bra
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No, the milkshake bra is not a set of shaking breasts. Rather it is a tasty bra made from milk protein. The bra was recently unveiled at an international lingerie convention and is touted as a breakthrough in bra technology. The bra is worn at night and contains 10 amino acids that hydrate the skin, making breasts even smoother, milkier, and most importantly, wrinkle-free.
The other advantage of wearing the milkshake bra is you wake up to a delicious meal. Well, maybe not. It is unknown whether you can consume the bra in the morning—though that would be awesome. One thing is for sure. This is the type of bra that will bring all the boys to your yard, whether you like it or not.
1. The Butt Bra
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Ladies, if you want the butt of J.Lo, then the butt bra is for you. After years of being overlooked, the backside now has the same level of support as the breasts. The bikini, or butt bra, was invented by a Californian psychologist Dr. Karin Hart, who was looking for a way to make her own bottom curvier and plumper. The butt bra acts in a similar way to a regular bra. It lifts the bottom up, making flat or small derrieres look more, well, bootylicious. The bottom bra is apparently very comfortable to wear, seamless and relatively inexpensive. It retails for around $29.95 and can be worn with or without underwear. Someone give this woman a Nobel Prize already.
But there’s no need to feel discriminated against. fellas. You too can have the bottom of J.Lo with the male version of the butt bra...the Maniki!