Find Out How Many Virgins Are in Your Major

March 17, 2009

If you're in college, you need to know how slutty your major is for a variety of reasons.  Let me enumerate them for you now.


These stats are from Wellesley College, but I can state with an absolute certainty that they apply across every major university in America because who is going to stop me? You? I'd love to see you try that.  I'd love it.

Let's get down to business. Most importantly, you need to know how much “charismatic moral flexibility” the ladies in your core classes have.  This correlates to how likely they are to bring you to a shuddering climax, and hence dictates how often you should even bother coming to class.

Also, you certainly don’t want to be in any of the lame, non-sexy majors like math or chemistry.  If you’re studying a hard science, and you’re not hard, it’s not your fault.  Switch to anthro and study the nature of humanity (read: boobs).

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