Fly all you can fly, for only $600 a month! Only with Jetblue, from Sept. 8 - Oct. 8!
Talk about a green light for Obama Bin Hidin'. Is Jetblue trying to encourage another 9/11? Instead of wasting my cool six hundo on a sure-fire death trap, here are the Top 10 things I'd rather spend $600 on:
10) A new HD TV.
9) Unpaid parking tickets.
8) Lunch for two at Bagel Sam's.
7) A shit-ton of white t-shirts.
6) 600 different movies from Redbox.
5) A 24-pack of Fiji water.
4) 2 bench seats at The Greek Theatre for Allman Bros.
3) 10 season passes to Univeral Studios - it's cool, "Jaws" is in my Top Five.
2) A night of drinking at Happy Ending, followed by a "happy ending."
1) A Baby Cupid fountain for my front yard - in these tough times, first impressions are everything.