TOP 10 THINGS I'D RATHER SPEND $600 ON

August 16, 2009

Fly all you can fly, for only $600 a month! Only with Jetblue, from Sept. 8 - Oct. 8!

PLEASE.

Talk about a green light for Obama Bin Hidin'. Is Jetblue trying to encourage another 9/11? Instead of wasting my cool six hundo on a sure-fire death trap, here are the Top 10 things I'd rather spend $600 on:

 

10) A new HD TV.

9) Unpaid parking tickets.

8) Lunch for two at Bagel Sam's.

7) A shit-ton of white t-shirts.

6) 600 different movies from Redbox.

5) A 24-pack of Fiji water.

4) 2 bench seats at The Greek Theatre for Allman Bros.

3) 10 season passes to Univeral Studios - it's cool, "Jaws" is in my Top Five.

2) A night of drinking at Happy Ending, followed by a "happy ending."

1) A Baby Cupid fountain for my front yard - in these tough times, first impressions are everything.

 

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