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What Does a Dirty Text From Tiger Woods Sound Like?

by davidbreitman   December 04, 2009 at 3:37PM  |  Views: 130

Everyone knows that if they get an “I’d like to eat Boston Cream Pie off your ankles” text, it might be coming from Phil Mickelson. And aspiring actresses throughout Los Angeles strip clubs are aware of what the “Sergio Special” entails. But very few people knew how Tiger Woods got dirty over the phone… until now.
According to the Pulitzer Prize nominees over at TMZ.com, Woods told his Hollywood mistress – who hasn’t embarrassed her family this much since she appeared on Tool Academy - that “I will wear you out” and followed it up with a classy “when was the last time you got f*****?”

And they say chivalry is dead!

Woods went on to text, “Send me something very naughty…Go to the bathroom and take (a picture).”

The texts, which were sent to the girl he saved in his phone as "mistress," are a great starting point for anybody looking to score Tiger Woods-quality ass. But if you want to it to the next level, take a stab at an amusing text generator from the folks at Atom.com to see what you would tell your piece of ass on the side that could cost you $300 million in a divorce settlement.

Source: Mark Dadswell/Getty Images Sport/Getty Images

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