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The Top 10 Sexiest Superpowers

by spike.com   October 08, 2009 at 10:00AM  |  Views: 11,176

5. Dr. Manhattan (Jonathan Osterman)

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Source: DC Comics

Watchmen's stoic centerpiece, Dr. Manhattan, like Mirage, doesn't necessarily have sexy powers, per se, but their applications can yield some very saucy results. For example, a number of mutants can duplicate themselves, such as Multiple Man, or bring people into existence from nothingness, such as Dorothy Spinner; however none of them can experience the same vast sense of pleasure that Dr. Manhattan can. Due to his pan-temporal nature, Osterman can make alternate versions of himself, however unlike Multiple Man, Dr. Manhattan can experience the sensations from all of his forms collectively and simultaneously. As seen with his foreplay with Silk Spectre II, Osterman's powers of multiplicity and synchronicity can yield some incredibly raunchy experiments.

4. Mastermind (Jason Wyngarde)

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Source: Marvel Comics

Whether used actively to control other's minds or passively to figure out what makes other people tick, the ability to read and manipulate other peoples' minds has uncharted sexy potential. Of all the comic book creations out there that wade in the waters of mental prowess, we chose Mastermind. Jason Wyngarde, one of the original members of The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, wasn't just your run-of-the-mill telepath. He was a sort-of limbic lothario, often using his powers to chase women. One of the most notable of his frequent pursuits was Xavier's golden girl, Jean Grey.

3. Mister Fantastic (Reed Richards)

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Source: Marvel Comics

What would a sexy superpowers list be without someone who has the ability to bend their limbs beyond the normal human threshold?  No back pain, no awkward shifting, no balancing issues... the benefits are nearly endless.

Of course, the most notable of the elasti-heroes is the figurehead of the Fantastic Four, Reed Richards. Richards can contort his body into nearly any permutation, from a tightly condensed ball to a large, flat disc. He is capable of stretching his body for roughly three miles before feeling any physical pain. We don't see Mr. F being a spokesperson for Viagra anytime soon. 

2. Poison Ivy (Pamela Isley)

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Source: DC Comics

The scorned scientist Pamela Isley, known to the citizens of Gotham City as Poison Ivy, germinates tremendous control over various pheromones.  Different types of toxins constantly course through her veins, allowing her immunity to all poisons, a telepathic link to plant life, and, more importantly, the ability to seduce anyone she chooses via a venomous kiss. While not necessarily a power that anyone would want to be victim of, Ivy's powers have certainly turned up the heat for Batman and Robin. Ivy's sway was even powerful enough to seduce Superman, with a little help from some kryptonite. With a power like Poison Ivy's, you're certain to be pretty popular.

 1. Mystique (Raven Darkholme)

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Source: Marvel Comics

A frequent guest star of The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, Mystique can alter her genetic structure, even down to vocal chords, in order to duplicate any humanoid being she's ever seen. These fantasies are tantalizing, but mostly center around variety. Whether wielding this power yourself to entice someone properly or being able to get inventive with...well...virtually anyone, the benefits speak for themselves. We chose Mystique rather than the likes of Copycat or other shape changers out there because Mystique used her powers to their deceitful fullest.  Being an agent of espionage, in addition to just some garden-variety chaos, Mystique definitely enjoyed the kinkiest aspects of her chameleon-like nature.

 

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