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Go Joe - New G.I. Joe Movie Stills

by Reverend_Danger   May 22, 2008 at 5:00PM  |  Views: 116

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The G.I. Joe movie is slated to be released by Paramount in the Summer of 2009, and there’s a good chance my blog post frequency will diminish as I'm planning on cryogenically freezing myself until then.  New film stills are such exquisite torture.  Do you think if I bring Storm Shadow with me it’ll mess up the paint?  He’s not out of the box yet.  That should help.By watching this movie you’re fighting terrorism.  I’m not talking about the boring kind you see on the news.  You’re going to fight terrorism that has as its blood-soaked focal point an ageless battle between good and evil.

 

This is a battle illustrated in a yin yang cage match between brother ninjas.  This is a battle pitting Commander Hawk (his muscles rippling with valor) against The Baroness (her leather suit rippling because of her huge boobs).  This is a battle that that has been fought in your living room, and around the world, for ages. 

No trailer yet, but check the stills at the link above, but with contributing minds from movies like Transformers, The Mummy, and Van Helsing, there can be no doubt that this movie will (eventually) make your fully-posable body dance with giddy joy.

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