The Greatest Goal You Will Ever See

January 20, 2010

I played hockey for 17 years, have been watching it for six more and spend most weeknights heckling children at local rinks for their sub-par defensive play. I love the game more than anyone I’ve ever had illegitimate children with, and have never been more impressed by a single play than I was with the goal in this video.

The ECHL’s Victoria Salmon Kings (I swear to God, I actually used to have season tickets for their games in college) absolutely embarrass the opposing team with an impressive display of stick handling and puck movement.

Seriously, it’s pretty unbelievable.