LeBron's Girlfriend Will Not be Taking Her Talents to South Beach

August 10, 2010

LeBron James and his newly formed Miami Heat have become instant title favorites after a summer of homoerotic collusion and Zydrunis Ilgaskus recruitment. The reigning NBA MVP seems to have covered every angle when establishing his new home. Except of course, whether or not his family wants to live there.

In an interview with Harper’s Bazaar magazine, Savannah Brinson – who has two small children with James – explained that she will not be joining the reigning NBA MVP in Miami.

“Personally, Miami was not my favorite place. Vacationing there is great: You go for three days and get some sun, and it’s time to go home,” she explained.

Brinson noted that she did not want to uproot the children from their Akron-based schools in order to live in a city famous for drug wars and eating disorders.

While the opportunity to follow James to South Beach is still on the table, she tells Heat fans that she trusts her husband to remain faithful and will visit/check-up on him often.

You know, since NBA players have such a great track record with fidelity.

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