Some of you might have thought Steven Seagal was done. Some of you might have thought he'd thrown his last punch, snapped his last neck, dropped his last fool. And some of you would be in mortal danger of death-by-Seagal. Think you can handle his Kung-Fu? Check out the trailer after the jump.
Theaters all over the country have unanimously agreed that Seagal's Kung-Fu is much too lethal to be projected on standard movie screens, and for the safety of men and women everywhere has been sent straight to DVD.