Jeremy Shockey Desperate for Dates?

April 12, 2010

Finding love online isn’t just for socially awkward cat owners or El Salvadorian immigrants looking for Green Cards anymore. It’s also an excellent place for Super Bowl champions with relatively spotless criminal records too.

On his Facebook fan page, New Orleans Saints star tight end Jeremy Shockey offered his romantic services via the single most hilarious sexual contest since the Utah Jazz launched their “Win a Date with Mehmet Okur” promotion:

Ok LADIES heres the contest.. Post a video on the “just fans” section of my fbk fan page explaining why u deserve to have me take u on a date 1 nite this offseason… Contest ends sun night 4/18 at 8pm est… Lets have fun w this so be creative but just be careful its not too inappropriate where fbk deletes it!! good luck!!!”

It’s nice to see that Shockey respects Facebook decency standards. The last thing anybody wants to see is a barely sober Saints fan posting a “Wish You Were Here” sex tape on his fan page.

(On a side note, shouldn’t there be some sort of “must be 18 years old” requirement on this contest?)

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