This is One Cool Pussycat Who Thinks Va-jay-jays Are Awesome
He's a feline man of mystery and he's doing his damndest to get a new va-ja-jay catchphrase to catch on.
Meet Carlton, a "fiercely private cat of substantial means" who's on a mission to get the world to use the word "vaginal" in everyday conversation. Carlton says the vagina has "long been a personal passion." He loves the va-jay-jay so much he wants the human race to refrain from saying "That's awesome" and instead replace it with "That's Vaginal". This could catch on.
Why does he want to do this? Well, apart from it being an awesome (sorry, make that "vaginal") concept, it could be because he's a frontman for douche company SummerEve. It's good to see a company with a sense of humor.
What else can I say about this video other than… That's Vaginal!