Tom Brady’s Ponytail Awkwardly Dances through the Streets of Brazil
March 8, 2011
Honestly, is this surprising? Wouldn’t it be a bigger story if the headline read “Peyton Manning shows off his new Ponytail with Supermodel wife at Brazilian street Carnival?”
Sadly, the Patriots’ nemesis didn’t let his hair down at in the streets of Rio this weekend, so we’re stuck with (an injured-looking) Tom Brady showing everyone that New England really is a lovely place for rhythm to go retire.