Chad Ochocinco Accidentally Becomes Phone Sex Spokesman

September 30, 2010

It appears as if there may be a job opening for a talented “cereal box copy editor” at Kroger foods in Cincinnati, Ohio. Presumably, the person who put the number to a phone sex hotline on the back of several thousand boxes of “Ochocinco’s” is currently seeking new employment.

The error occurred on the side of the (popular?) cereal boxes where an advertisement for Feed the Children – a charity which helps supply meals for homeless kids – was placed. Sadly, philanthropic breakfast enthusiasts who wanted to get involved with the worthy cause received a warmer welcome than expected when they called the listed number.

"Get off with the sluttiest girls your imagination can dream up," a sultry voice that probably didn’t belong to Chad Ochocinco says when you call the Feed the Children hotline listed on the box.

The mistake was initially discovered when a nine-year-old girl called the number in order to get involved with the charity.

Had her mother been willing to donate $2.99/minute to hear what Candy from Cleveland was willing to do with a champagne bottle and some bubble bath, the kid could have really made a difference in a young stripper’s life.

Photo: ESPN.com

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