BEGINNING ASSESSMENT: The legendary vampire that impaled thousands upon thousands of people comes to war against the English fighter, William Wallace. Who would win in a brute vs a brute battle to the death?
VLAD THE IMPALER:
SHORT RANGE: Kilij Sword.
MEDIUM RANGE: Halberd.
LONG RANGE: Steel Crossbow.
SPECIAL: Hand Cannon.
SHORT RANGE: War Hammer.
MEDIUM RANGE: Claymore Sword.
LONG RANGE: Ball&Chain.
SPECIAL: Targe and Dirk.
KILIJ vs HAMMER. EDGE = KILIJ.
Even though the War Hammer is a multi-tasker, the Kilij is a great sword that will cut through pretty much anything.
HALBERD vs CLAYMORE. EDGE = HALBERD.
The Halberd is a great weapon, slashing with an ax, stabbing with a spear, and grabbing with a hook. It also is much longer.
STEEL CROSSBOW vs BALL&CHAIN. EDGE = STEEL CROSSBOW.
Even though the Crossbow is very slow at reloading, the Ball&Chain is single so after you throw it, you don't get another one.
HAND CANNON vs TARGE & DIRK. EDGE = HAND CANNON.
The Cannon has longer range and it doubles as a large club with a huge spike at the end.
William Wallace walks up to a large castle, seeing a bunch of impaled corpses, one is Sun Tzu, but that's a different story. He sneaks up on a man holding a wierdly shaped sword and a halberd. He takes out his claymore, but the man turns aroun and they both clash swords. Wallace takes out the hammer, and that also battles the halberd. They get stuck with all of their hands, each holding their weapons. At one point, Wallace kicks Vlad down, and rolls around and gets back up. He runs away and then an arrow flies at Wallace's shield which was pulled out.
The ball and chain is thrown but misses. William runs up to Vlad but the halberd hooks his shield away, and the kilij comes up to Wallace, but he ducks, then tackles his opponet. They both fall to the ground. William gets up and tries to get his claymore.
As the sword comes down on Vlad, the halberd comes up and stabs William in the neck. He spits up blood, and his body drops to the ground. Vlad takes his large wooden spike and impales him. He is brought up to Sun Tzu.
VLAD THE IMPALER: 624.
STEEL CROSSBOW: 18.
HAND CANNON: 35.
WILLIAM WALLACE: 376.
WAR HAMMER: 65.
ENDING ASSESSMENT: Vlad winning was no surprise. He had all the EDGE's and a 400 year advantage.
BEST PERFORMING WEAPON: The Kilij had an unbelievable 341 kills! That was more than half of Vlad's entire score.
LEAST PERFORMING WEAPONS: As usual the Ball&Chain aren't very lethal. Only two kills.