Last Sunday, 1000 Ways to Die returned to Spike with insane stories of real deaths. From the woman who got too frisky with her vegetables to the circus genius who tried to swallow an umbrella, the hits just kept on coming. Hit the jump for some of the best (or worst, depending on how you look at it) ways to go and a sneak peek at this Sunday's episdoe.
Let this be a warning to all the ladies out there. Sure, you can rock it with produce, but it's probably safer (and better) to find a willing gentleman.
This clip is even better if you can picture your own office douchebag being this stupid.
And here's a taste of the wild things to come this Sunday at 10PM on Spike. A gym teacher loses the big game when he forgets the old saying: "Always keep your eye on the javelin."