Tampa, Florida resident Eliso Tovar got an unexpected pansexual bazaar of surprises when he opened up the new PSP his momma brought him home.
He found (one imagines, to his elation) that the default background was of a naked chick. Furthermore, the PSP already had a memory stick in it that was full of more naked pictures.
In a move that defies logic, Eliso told his mom. She returned it to Wal-Mart where they decided the kid didn’t need a new PSP (agreed) but offered get him a free game for the trouble.
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