The Top 10 Wimpiest Leading Men
Being a leading man in Hollywood is no easy task. These elite few must be able to sweep any sexy co-star off their feet while also convincing audiences that they are the manliest of men. Most of these performers have always been chiseled-jawed Prom Kings, but every now and then, we get a leading man that’s a little more like your average geeky Joe.
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10. Tobey Maguire
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I know that Peter Parker was a wimp before he became Spider-Man, but I don’t think any of us ever looked at Tobey Maguire as the ultimate leading man before or after the release of Sam Raimi’s action blockbuster. Even though movies like Spider-Man and Ride with the Devil put him in that category, Tobey’s natural dorky demeanor has always made him a bit unique for even being up there in the first place.
It’s a no-brainer that when casting Peter Parker you need an actor with a large slice of wimp in his repertoire to play the role correctly. That’s why Maguire was a great look for the role. Why? Answer: Because Maguire and Parker are two of the biggest geeks around.
9. Gene Wilder
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Easily one of the greatest comedic actors of all time, Gene Wilder somehow became a legitimate leading man back in the ‘80s with flicks like Stir Crazy and The Woman in Red. Again, I’m not knocking Gene when calling him a wimp, I’m just pointing out that he’s wasn’t your average macho male lead hitting screens during his heyday. Wilder was a class act all the way and charmed his way to the top with natural skills instead of a chiseled Brad Pitt-like jawline. If Wilder was acting today, I don’t see him even coming close to making it as big as he did in the ‘70s and ‘80s. Most audiences these days care less about talent just as long as their favorite leading man has a perfect face and bod.
8. Elijah Wood
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Elijah Wood is absolutely not your average leading man. When really looking at it, it’s actually pretty amazing to believe that Elijah has been able hit the heights he has based on some of the roles he’s taken on. Even though Frodo Baggins was a reluctant hero in Lord of the Rings, he’s still a hero as far as the audience is concerned. His character in a film like 9 also seems to have this recurring theme. That’s what makes Elijah so unique as a leading man. He’s a leading man without really being a leading man. I mean the guy is 5’6” for cryin’ out loud.
7. Roger Moore
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Look, Roger Moore was a damn good James Bond, but when looking back on his seven films as the legendary spy, there is no doubt that Mr. Moore is the wimpiest of them all.
First off, there is no way he would ever be able to physically beat up anyone. It’s easy to believe that Sean Connery or Daniel Craig could scrap if their lives depended on it, but based on his fight scene moves, Roger seems to have little to no natural athletic skills. Even watching Moore try to fake ski in front of a green screen for The Spy Who Loved Me is hilarious.
To me, Moore has always been funniest James Bond. His one-liners are always classic and he always has a way of pulling off the ridiculous. That’s what made him special.
6. Robert Pattinson
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Do I really have to go hard on this one? Not really, y’all. Due to the fact that girls around the world unanimously adore him, almost every single male teenager on the plant probably has some kind of animosity towards Pattinson. With this said, I’m sure their first complaint about him is that he’s more of a dork than a vampire badass. I’m not talking trash on the guy, I’m just saying that it’s his soft, vulnerable character that attracts most of the female attention from crazed Twilight fans.