Bacon + Mayonnaise = Baconnaise

by Reverend_Danger   November 04, 2008 at 4:10PM  |  Views: 144

Imagine a bacon monster.  It’s kind of like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, except this dude is entirely grown from the marbled flanks of our porcine pals.  Now imagine him dry humping a fast food joint and exploding his salty batter all over your sandwhich.  This is where Baconnaise comes from. 

Wake up to your pork fetish and feast on a gooey bacon sandwhich with a hefty slathering of bacon salt, a generous dollop, or a self-indulgent shot of Baconnaise. There was a person once that said, the true mark of genius is in the synthesis of two ideas to create something new and wonderful.  Dude, they were right on with that one. 


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