Imagine a bacon monster. It’s kind of like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, except this dude is entirely grown from the marbled flanks of our porcine pals. Now imagine him dry humping a fast food joint and exploding his salty batter all over your sandwhich. This is where Baconnaise comes from.
Wake up to your pork fetish and feast on a gooey bacon sandwhich with a hefty slathering of bacon salt, a generous dollop, or a self-indulgent shot of Baconnaise. There was a person once that said, the true mark of genius is in the synthesis of two ideas to create something new and wonderful. Dude, they were right on with that one.