Dutch Tub is All Things to Everybody
The Dutch Tub is a device that is head and shoulders more hip than its Nordic namesake. It’s a combination wood fired hot tub and grill! I’m (about to be) all wet.
You light a wood fire in the metal coils to the side and put your skillet on top with whatever you want (bacon, duh) in it. Then, while it cooks, the water is pumped through the heated coils and back into the hot tub for your bubbly enjoyment.
Sadly, you almost have to expatriate to get one. They’re available all over Europe, but only at one place in the United States: Saranac, NY. However, the truly devoted leisure enthusiast should have no trouble with a complicated delivery.