Barack Obama Focuses on NBA Free Agency
Now that the Iraq war has been settled and the economy is pretty much fixing itself, Barack Obama has time to focus on more important things. Like screwing over the entire (swing) state of Ohio in order to get LeBron James playing in a Chicago Bulls uniform.
While being interviewed by noted prostitute ass-biter Marv Albert on the White House basketball court, Obama explained that he didn’t want to get in the middle of King James’ free agency.
He then waited several seconds, and immediately put himself in the middle of King James’ free agency. "I will say this: (Derrick) Rose, Joakim Noah it's a pretty good core. You know, you could see LeBron fitting in pretty well there."
Obama then proceeded to twist the knife:
I think that the most important thing for LeBron right now is actually to find a structure where he's got a coach that he respects and is working hard with teammates who care about him and if that's in Cleveland, then he should stay in Cleveland. If he doesn't feel like he can get it there, then someplace else.
I’m not so sure this guy really understands the whole notion of impartiality.
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