The Top 7 Worst Guitar Solos of All Time

by dsussman   December 09, 2008 at 10:00AM  |  Views: 43,086

Guitar solos are like an open book into an artist. Once you hear any musician try to get technical on their axe you can really understand what the person is all about. You get a true understanding of how talented the artist/band is and it helps you know how seriously you should take them. But even the best of songs can be ruined by a horrible guitar solo.

By Dustin Sussman

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7. Oasis "Champagne Supernova"

Noel Gallagher is not a good guitar player. That’s right, I said it. Anyone who thinks Noel Gallagher is a good guitar player should simply revisit his Oasis catalogue. I’m not saying the dude can’t write a catchy tune, I’m just saying he’s not as skilled as everybody makes him out to be. That's why he went ahead and let former Jam frontman Paul Weller provid the lead guitar and some of the backing vocals on the track. I like me some Jam, but this one just didn't do it for me.

Very few songs by the British supergroup are known for their amazing musicianship and the guitar playing in “Champagne Supernova” is no different. You can’t really hear all of the solo, but what you can make out sounds like someone is raping a Gibson ES-335. Yuk.

6. Nirvana "Smells Like Teen Spirit"

Kurt Cobain was undoubtedly skilled at writing memorable songs and expressing serious levels of angst in his music, but it’s safe to say he didn’t really have guitar chops. The thing we all have to keep in mind is the fact that Nirvana pretty much killed off the guitar solo. After the glam scene took a dive in the late ‘80s, guitar solos weren’t really a necessity in rock tunes anymore.

The solo for "Smells Like Teen Spirit" obviously fits the song perfectly, but technically speaking, it’s just a few bars of tuneless nothing. RIP Kurt.

5. Twisted Sister "We're Not Gonna Take It"

This is solo is so simple, it’s retarded. All guitarist Jay Jay French did was take Dee Snider’s chorus and copied it as the solo. Real creative, dude. Wee Neee Neee Nee Nee Nee…Wee Neee Neee Nee Nee Nee…

4. Lil Wayne "Leather So Soft"

This really isn’t a true solo, but whoever told Lil Wayne he was allowed to play a guitar should be shot in the mouth.

The last 15 seconds of the “Leather So Soft” video shows Weezy sitting down with his iPod trying to bang out a few riffs. The horror doesn’t last long, but it’s definitely enough to make your ears bleed. The guitar isn’t even in tune! Stick to rappin’ Carter, you seem to be really really good at it.

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