Move over Wilt Chamberlin, Warren Beatty, and Jason Biggs. According to a new documentary produced by a man who will likely end up on the side of a Cuban milk carton, the most successful womanizer in the history of the modern world is a heavily bearded dictator who lists “auspiciously phallic cigars” and “hating freedom” under the special interests section of his Match.com profile.
Just how many women did Seniore Castro seduce over the course of his lifetime to gain this honor?
Apparently just over 35,000 young ladies jumped into bed with Castro and probably possibly lived to sign a confidentiality agreement swearing never to tell about it.
"He slept with at least two women a day for more than four decades - one for lunch and one for supper," The New York Post quoted an ex-Castro official named "Ramon" as telling filmmaker Ian Halperin. "Sometimes he even ordered one for breakfast.”
“Ramon” explained that Castro would send scouts to various Cuban beaches everyday and recruit the sexiest women to come back to his palace for some allegedly consensual sex.
For those keeping score at home, the podium for the top players of all-time now sits as follows:
Fidel Castro: 35,000 women
Wilt Chamberlin: 20,000 women
Warren Beatty: 13,000 women
Lofty numbers for anybody trying to finish with the gold medal (or some mild Chlamydia).
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