The Top 10 Tips for the Ultimate Strip Club Experience | SPIKE

Strip clubs are great fun, but they can be extremely expensive and leave you wanting more. They are notorious for extraneous cover charges, overpriced drinks, and barbaric guidelines enforced by beefy security guards. This does not have to be the case. Cash may be king at the strip club, but with these handy tips you’ll be making it rain like a pimped-out rapper from the dirty south.

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By Nick Coles

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10. Conduct Business

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Organizing a business meeting at a strip club makes financial sense in this time of economic gloom. Business meetings are tax deductable, meaning you’ll actually save money by going to a strip club. It’s the perfect excuse to see some ladies dance naked, while crunching some numbers and plotting how to take over the world of finance or concrete distribution. You’ll be surprised how creative and effective a business meeting in a strip club can be.

A note of caution: some women take offense at business meetings conducted at a gentleman’s club. Be very careful when planning a work outing to your local establishment. Getting bounced out of the club is not fun.

9. Take a Hot Girl

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It’s a rarity to see a hot girl in a strip club who is not working a pole. Take along a hot female friend and you’ll be surprised at how much attention you’ll receive. Think of a hot chick in a strip club as bait and you’re the one holding the line. All the strippers will come up to talk to your female friend and try to befriend her because strippers are not used to being around normal women. This gives you a chance to befriend the stripper. The stripper will also feel less threatened by you because she can see that you're not desparate. This can lead to the lap dance of your life. Another bonus is hot chicks attract dudes who’ll buy them drinks, which you both can share.

8. Tip the Bouncer

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Most guys overlook giving some cash to the gatekeeper of the strip club. This is a major mistake. If you look after the bouncer of a club, they will look after you. The doorman isn't important, but slipping five bucks to the guy guarding the lap dance room can pay huge dividends.  Suddenly, the "no touch" policy is only a suggestion.

7. Act Like a High Roller

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Money talks in a strip club. If you don’t have any moola, fake it. Pretend you’re a rich guy who’s going to make it rain Benjamins. Walk in dressed well and wear a decent watch. Fake a thick money roll by wrapping a $100 around a wad of ones. You're going to need them anyway. Dancers are looking for guys with lots of cash like a hawk watches for scrambling rodents. They will compete to be your private dancer. Never agree to a lap dance with the first girl that approaches you. Be brave. You never know if the hottest one is in the bathroom or on break.

6. Talk to a Stripper Like They’re Your Friend

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Most guys who go to strip clubs are old, dirty men or just plain douchebags. Stand out from the crowd and be a gentleman. Be the guy that the stripper genuinely likes. Talk to her like a friend. Be polite, charming, and friendly. This way you get to spend more time with the girl, you can build a vibe with them, they pay more attention to you, and your chances of hanging out with her after hours go through the roof.