Larry King's Sex Life Remains Much Better Than Yours
76-year-old senility spokesman Larry King has reconciled with an attractive young blonde woman claiming to be his wife. It appears as if King has realized that finding love (and somebody to change your diaper) in Los Angeles is harder after the eighth divorce.
Reports swirling around the canasta community claim that King and his much younger partner were headed to divorce court earlier this week before having a change of heart and vowing to stay together until one of them “eventually dies already.”
The news is crushing to the California gold-digging community, which was expected to put the CNN anchor on their top 10 list of most eligible bachelors for 2011.
Apparently love (and to a much more important extent, money) does conquer all.
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