It’s a duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a turkey and wrapped in pepper bacon. The delicious Bacon Today blog calls it Turbaconducken, and it is the Voltron of meats. Eating three animals in a single bite is excellent, two is about average, but shoveling four of God’s creatures into your gaping maw in a single forkful is off the charts of standard masculinity. Carve with a chainsaw. Serves 1 (lumberjack).