Heidi Montag's New Assets Make Loving Tough

April 5, 2010

Heidi Montag’s newly-installed funbags have come at a personal cost. Hit the jump to see how her life has tragically changed.

A few months back, Heidi Montag underwent a whopping 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day. One of those procedures was breast enlargement surgery. Montag’s breasts are now a cup size “E” or “F” depending on the bra. Her breasts are so large that she has almost reached the legal limit for breast implants in the state of California.

According to Heidi, her large bust means she can not longer cuddle or run. She appeared on Ryan Seacrest’s radio program this morning and said, “I'm very weird about hugging people now -- [my body] is very fragile.” She also said it hurts to jog.  Her breasts haven’t apparently stopped her from playing with guns.

The reality star, who wants to be the “blonde Tomb Raider” told Seacrest, “"I actually have been training with guns and knives for years. I go to the firing range. I've been training with my M4s and Glock-19 for years!" This chick really is fully loaded.

Heidi also told Seacrest that she has video footage from the day she had plastic surgery and hinted that she may release it to the world in a new reality television series she is working on.

Wow, do we really want to see that?

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