Have you ever left a mildly attractive girl because a much hotter one is suddenly willing to sleep with you? Then, after about a year of dating the sexy playmate she gets back together with her ex-boyfriend, so you have no choice but to call your ex-girlfriend and pretend like nothing happened… Well that’s pretty much what the Tennessee Volunteers are doing.
After Lane Kiffin (who has now shattered the national record for “I’m sorry about quitting” press conferences) left the Volunteers football program last night after getting a booty call from an attractive Southern California suitor, Tennessee administrators have reached out to Phillip Fulmer – hoping that he will come crawling back after being dumped fired last year.
Fulmer has been out of coaching since being replaced by a younger, more “attractive” candidate after the 2008 season, and would represent a real positive step backwards for the Volunteer football program.
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