Hey, have you guys seen DEA and Real Vice Cops Uncut on Spike TV yet???? It's some of the most intense television I've ever watched. Dr. Stevie says I shouldn't watch these shows because I have a propensity for violence, but just between us, I sneak away sometimes from my nice, cool, solid white padded room and catch these great shows on the tiny black-and-white TV that the guards and therapists watch in the main office. Shhhhh, please don't tell. Anyway, these two shows are so intense and well produced that I can't get enough of them. I never realized there were that many bad people in the world. Why can't everyone be like the gang down at the Drunken Clam? Peter, Quagmire and Cleveland are all such upstanding citizens... boy, I want to be just like them someday... but not until I'm done destroying people like Matt Morgan. My aspirations to hold the TNA World Heavyweight title once again are still burning deep inside me. Not a bad goal for me... Dr. Stevie always teaches me to set goals and go after them. That's exactly what I'm going to do and it starts at Lockdown with you Matt!!
Wow, boys and girls, the time has flown by this week. I have so much more to tell and share with you all, but I promised Dr. Stevie that I would get a nap in between therapy sessions. So, I have to stop for now, but please check back as I look forward to sharing so much more with each and every one of you from here on exclusively at Spike.com. What a cool name, huh? A cool network, too. I'll be back next week, everyone with more news and notes about TNA Impact, Lockdown, and the never-ending reckless existence of yours truly, The Monster Abyss. I wish I could rip a lock of my hair out for each and every one of you, but Dr. Stevie says I'll have no more hair left. I'm sure Floyd the barber would concur. Bye, Bye.
-The Monster Abyss