Noted Homophobe Gets to Watch Her Boyfriend Get Humiliated by Elisabeth Hasselbeck's Brother-in-Law

November 24, 2009

After a memorable stint on Larry King Live where she failed to grasp the concept of “walking off” and “not sounding like an idiot,” former Miss California winner Carrie Prejean will be able to see her main squeeze drop the clipboard and pick up the pigskin for the St. Louis Rams this Sunday.

Kyle Boller, who some people say has the potential to be one of the top 10 quarterbacks in the Canadian Football League, will start behind center for an organization that gave up their playoff hopes well over a month ago.

Along with fellow cleat chaser and psychotic media whore Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Prejean will get to rally the Red Army and make one last attempt to get Rush Limbaugh in the owner’s box in Missouri.

Gay rights and human decency are listed as a 36-point underdogs in this one.

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