At the bars surrounding USC’s football field, patrons have to be over 21 years of age (or have a passable fake ID) in order to join the party. In the adjacent parking lot, however, no age restrictions of any kind exist for sports fans looking to let loose. Especially ones that impede great-grandmothers from publicly grinding a rival fan while techno music blares in the background.
Perhaps USC can sign this woman to play running back next season. Osteoporosis medication is expensive and word on the street is the Trojans pay a lot of money to their leading rushers.