You Can't Bounce Back from Breast Reduction Surgery

May 28, 2010

In 2009, former women’s junior tennis star Simona Halep suffered a somewhat early exit from the French Open. Obviously she blamed her massive chest and decided to get a reduction surgery.

As is the case with most women who think that smaller boobs will help their careers, Halep was wrong.

The now 34C cup athlete (down from a 34DDD) lost to a substantially less attractive Australian in the first round of the tournament.

Is it fair to say that Karma won in straight sets?

(There's actually a pretty impressive online petition to save her breasts. Sign up today, and make a difference.)

Photo: Mirror News