It's So Over, Now Give Me Back My Dildo

August 20, 2009

In Niceville, Florida it’s perfectly fine for a woman to break a man’s heart … but whatever you do, don’t steal his dildo.

A resident of Niceville, Florida contacted police after the women he’d been seeing ran off with his dildo. The man told police that he and the woman had been living together for about a week when the woman walked out of him, taking with her his $70 dildo.

The man was livid and police stepped in to settle the matter. He told police that he’d bought the expensive sex toy to use on the woman; but that he was the aide’s rightful owner and that he planned on using the sexual device on other lucky ladies.

The police contacted the woman who happily agreed to return the dildo in exchange for her digital camera which the jilted man had in his possession. The man happily obliged and they lived happily ever after-- well, maybe not!

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The photos in this article are being used for illustrative purposes only; any person depicted in the photos is a model.

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