Well, it looks like this broke. VH1 took the video down. Nothing more to see here, folks.
Jump to about 9:24 into this video.
Yeah, my mom's real proud.
Now you guys can't ever say I didn't take one for the team in doing this show. Hrm. Perhaps that was a poor choice of words. Instead, let's go with: "don't ever say The M.G. never did nuthin' for ya."
Honestly though, this is pretty flattering; I have some friends who adore Paul F. Tompkins, and it's not everyday your pasty ass gets satirized on TV.
I should have known something like this was going to happen when I rigged up my balls for that one test...
All that said, have you made a donation to Adopt-A-Minefield
yet? It may not make Afghanistan as sexy a place*, but it will certainly help make it safer.
*Does anyone else think that Mullah Mohammed Omar's empty eye socket is just beggin' for a hot beef injection
? That link is SFW, you can relax already.