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Porn Stars' Guide to the Election

by girls   October 06, 2008 at 8:30PM  |  Views: 318

Everyone has an opinion about this year’s upcoming erection election, even porn stars. The new election blog, aptly named Erection 2008 is a forum for porn stars to voice their opinion and inspire the body politic to vote. Sadly the website proves that porn stars really don’t have anything interesting or intelligent to say and that they shouldn’t give up their day job.

The best part of the website is its logo, made up of stars and a rising Washington Monument. There are some other corny lines like – “Get Up the Vote” and “Have You Got the Balls.” This is exactly the kind of innuendo humor you’d expect (and secretly love) from such a site.

The website has expert opinion from an array of porn stars. It’s practically the porn version of CNN’s "best political team on television." You can hear political insight from Nikki Jayne, Evan Stone, Kayme Kai, Chastity Lynn, Kayden Moore, Sammie Rhodes and Amy Moore. If those names are familiar to you, it probably means you have a pornography addiction and should check into a clinic with David Duchovny.

The porn stars discuss the big issues, such as why we need porn, what they’d do if John McCain died in the midst of coitus, and how to mend international relations.  Kayden Moore would mend international relations by having sexual relations with anyone – which is actually an excellent policy that would raise our standing in the world. We should elect her. Nikki Jayne admits she doesn’t know a thing about politics. It probably wouldn’t hurt electing her as well.

Watch here as Sammie Rhodes talks about how to build a healthy society.

For more, visit Erection2008.com.

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