The Top Seven Shamelessly Sexual Video Games
3. Bone Town
Source: Bone Town
Welcome to Bone Town. It’s kind of like Grand Theft Auto but without all that non-violence and superfluous car theft. The point of this game is to shag a ton of dames and thereby increase the size of your balls. It’s like living on the Jersey Shore. Also, Ron Jeremy guest stars in it! Here's a video:
2. Sexy Beach 3
Source: Illusion
Sexy Beach 3 is the bare bones (get it? bones like erections...) version of a sexualized video game. It is exactly as subtle as the parenthetical joke in the last sentence. The point is to use your disembodied phantom hand to dress and then jiggle the lady parts of the girls in the game. How do you win? By jiggling lady parts. How do you lose? Same way. Surprise: this is an import from Japan.
1. Battle Raper II
Source: Illusion
Dude, Battle Raper II is the definitive rape game, in my honest opinion. Not only did it revolutionize the genre, but it took all of the (sometimes legitimate) criticisms of the critics of Battle Raper I into consideration, then solved them quite elegantly. Well, except for the whole "making a game centered around rape" thing.
Raping has never been so easy and had so few frame stutters. In other news, I just threw up.
