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Ozzy Osbourne Will Never Retire

by dsussman   April 01, 2009 at 3:00PM  |  Views: 101

Ozzy Osbourne has assured his fans that he will continue working until the day he dies because retirement would bore him too much.

The Black Sabbath frontman recently said that he "tried retirement," but one thing he learned from the experience was that "you've got to have something to retire to." Indeed.

From Contact Music:

I suddenly thought one day day that the time when you're finally retired is when they nail the f**king lid over your bones in the ground. That's retirement!

All I know is Ozzy better get used to the term "wheelchair accessible" as soon as possible.

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