Jerry Jones in Vegas to Fill "Sexy Cocktail Waitress" Roster Spot
Three hours after telling Wade Phillips to “go be fat somewhere else,” Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones headed to Vegas to see if the bottle service gals at Lavo nightclub knew of any good head coaches looking for work.
Early reports indicate that he found a “dope young hustler with his eyes on the prize” passing out towels in the men’s room, but was apprehensive about hiring him before checking his references.
Jones, who reportedly partied till the wee hours of the night without having to take a nap or Vitamin B supplement, didn’t leave Sin City with any sort of long-term management plan. He did, however, get to use the phrase “want to have awkward old person sex in the $1.5 billion stadium I just built?” Quite frankly, being able to drop that line is worth at least three NFL regular season wins, which is coincidentally two more victories than the Cowboys have this season.
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