Hello to everyone again. Thanks for tuning in to Spike.com and the second installment of the MONSTER BLOG brought to you by The Monster Abyss. Wow, there is so much to talk about this week... I don't even know where to begin, but here goes...Our show this week promises to bring you the most action-packed two hours of wrestling in recent memory. You see, on this Thursday's edition, there is a 20-man gauntlet to determine the captains of this year's LETHAL LOCKDOWN match at the Lockdown Pay Per View on Sunday April 19 from the city of brotherly love, Philadelphia, PA. Quite a unique concept. Dr. Stevie explained the rules to me at our last therapy session and I think I totally understand it now. Two men will start and every two minutes someone else will enter the six sides of steel to compete. The last two remaining will be the captains of Lethal Lockdown. Wow, I was just looking at the lineup for those who qualified for the match and it's a who's who of talent here. AJ Styles, Samoa Joe, Jeff Jarrett, Scott Steiner, Kurt Angle, Rhyno, Booker T, and The Motor City Machine Guns are a just few names I see as I scroll down the list. Yours truly has qualified for this match and I'm looking forward to winning this match and going on to Lockdown... wait!... I just saw Matt Morgan's name on the list. Although I want to win this match for Lockdown and for my girl Lauren, I'd much rather just get a piece of Matt Morgan's behind and beat him down. I can hardly wait... it's all coming back to me now. Matt's in deep trouble this Thursday on Impact, to say the least.
Speaking of my girlfriend Lauren, have you seen her new photo spread?...WOW! You've got to see it. She's so beautiful and good looking. Dr. Stevie says I can't look at the pictures of Lauren because it will be a distraction for me heading into this week's edition of Impact. Shhhhhhh, just between you and me, folks, I snuck a peek at them and holy smokes are they hot! I wonder what she sees in me sometimes, but who cares, right?? She's my best girl and hopefully one day I will get to kiss her on the cheek. Only time will tell.
The show is really hitting the road as of late. We are competing and doing shows everywhere it seems. It's quite exhilarating and exciting as we get to showcase our unique style and brand of wrestling to the great fans throughout the whole wide world! In the coming weeks, we will be going to the New Orleans area. I'm so excited... I don't get to stay in nice hotels that much. The rooms are nice and it's so convenient not to have padding on the walls. Instead they have nice paintings and pictures on the walls. It seems more colorful and scenic than my room at home. I like these beds, but could they make them a little bigger? I don't think my legs are supposed to hang off the bed from my knee caps down. Should they?