Let's Get BroMantic
How do you know love is real? If anyone knows it's definitely a BroMan. People always ask me and Jessie (and sometimes DJ Z) how to know if love is real. You guys have a lot of questions, bro. But we have all the answers, so here you go. You're welcome.
5 - Instagram - If ya like each other's pics you are def are in love. Also, I will only date and love a girl who doesn't follow any dudes but me. Who wants to see what some other hamster eats anyway? Oh look, pictures of a sunset with some crap written on it? Real original, hamster.
4 - Twitter - True love equals retweeting bro, even the social media manager of a gas station knows that. If she is retweeting you on the reg, then you know it's gotten real. BOOM!
3 - Facebook – You must be in each other's profile pics for it to be real love. If you're a girl and you got your girls in it with ya, or some greasy dudes in it, then, bro... It ain't real.
2 - Ring Tone - When I call you, everyone around better hear a love song so they know it's me. My boy Bieber should definitely be playing. Or my entrance music, even better.
If all those go down, it's real love. Until next week, OH this was my BroMan blog, bro.
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