Soccer Coach Holds Impromptu Groin-Kicking Practice

November 18, 2010

Getting kicked in the groin is a lot like marriage. Nobody wants to do it, but odds are – at some point – it’s going to happen. That’s why FC Dallas coach Schellas Hyndman went to a local Dojo and allowed some large man wearing a pastel-colored Lacoste shirt to repeatedly assault his nether regions. 

Before you dismiss this man’s methods, it’s poignant to note that his team recently defeated a star-laden Los Angeles Galaxy franchise and advanced to the MLS title game. So, if his squad ends up winning on Sunday we will literally be able to say he “took it like a champ.”