The Top 10 Top 10 Lists

December 27, 2009

If we know one thing about the Internet, it's that people really, really love lists. Ever since God handed the 10 Commandments down from on high to Moses, the world has been overrun with Top 10 lists...and 2009 was no different. With the year drawing to a close, it's time to look back at some of our favorites.

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The 12 Greatest Films on Amazon (Based Entirely on the DVD Cover)

There are many ways to judge the quality of a film -- the standard of acting, the writing, the amount of scenes featuring a naked Hayden Panettiere. Here at Spike though, we judge the quality of movies based purely on the DVD cover art, and then blew this year's budget buying them from Amazon and watching them...and then realizing that we may have made a huge mistake...

 

The Top 10 Teams with the Most Annoying Fans

We've all seen them before. The shirtless fat guy that smells like hot dogs and gambling losses. The nerdy college kid who brings up field goal percentages of his favorite players at dinner parties. The group of frat guys that try to start fights at family restaurants when their favorite teams games aren't on the Applebee's television. Annoying fans are all over the country, but it seems like some teams have a more dedicated base of douchebags than others...

 

The Top Seven Sitcom Characters Who Were Probably Serial Killers

There were a slew of great sitcoms from the ‘80s and ‘90s that most of us grew up on and have fond memories of. But there were a handful of characters in these shows who always rubbed us the wrong way, and we couldn’t help but wonder whether they were off doing much more sinister things during the scenes they weren’t in...

 

Seven Historic Nerds Who Were Also Historic Players

Who says you have to have a flawless body, eyes that don't need huge glasses, and the brain of a clump of meat shaped to look like a human head in order to score a mega-uber-super babe? Some of history's greatest nerds, dweebs, dorks, and spazzes have made more than a few hotties' "bunsens" burn at least at 1,600 degrees Celsius...

 

Top 10 White Trash Heroes of Cinema

Redneck and "white trash" culture tends to get a bad rap by the snootier elements of our culture. Maybe you think that hicks and hillbillies don’t know nothin’ ‘bout nothin’, but you couldn't be further from the truth. Sometimes we need to look to the trailer parks for succor, refuge, and justice...

 

The Seven Actors Who Really Should've Taken the Role

Success in Hollywood can be elusive…and sometimes it can slip right out of your grasp before you even realize it’s there.  Here are seven actors who just missed the brass ring...

 

The Top Eight Video Game Bugs That Made the Game Better

It's no secret game companies sometimes put out a broken game on the shelves.  But for every game-breaking nightmare you have to download a patch to fix, there are bugs you want to hang onto.  Whether it's flying frogs, crashing planes, or filling a room with watermelons, here are the eight greatest bugs ever to ship...

 

Seven Total Badasses with Totally Wussy Hobbies

When a real man spends his days blowing stuff up, breaking wooden boards with his face, or turning other hard working guys into crumpled masses of flesh and whimpering, he needs equally manly ways to unwind. But these really wussy hobbies of the rich, famous, and badass have us wondering why they don't go through constant bouts of nervous, fist-flying breakdowns...

 

The Top Seven Bear Fights in Movie History

There are several kinds of scenes that we’ve come to expect from the movies. You have the Stuff Blowing Up scene, the Moving Moment scene, and the Boy Gets the Girl scene. But let’s not forget the most important kind of scene any movie can have: the Bear Fight. The Bear Fight is the ultimate showdown of man vs. nature, and it’s a rite of passage for any hero worth his salt...

 

The 10 Biggest Douchebags in TV News

The human race has more access to more information than ever before. Anything we want or need to know is literally within reaching distance of our fingertips. Unfortunately, some of the people who deliver it make us long for the day when news was tied to a brick and thrown at your front door. The news may not have always been accurate or even true, but at least it gave you something useful, like a brick. These are the TV talking heads who make us wish they would just stop talking...

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