Mounted Battle Squirrels for the Holiday Season

December 9, 2008

Rick’s Custom Squirrels is a professional squirrel taxidermy service.  Aren’t you glad you found this?  And it's just in time for the holidays!  Nothing sets off a dining room or a breakfast nook like a little well-placed taxidermy, and that is an absolute fact.  Hit the jump for the gallery.

I would love to meet Rick, perhaps sit down over a beer with him and discuss squirrel taxidermy.  I think he might say something like this:

I have been mounting custom squirrels for over 20 years and believe you will be impressed with my work. I have had over 600 customers over the years, with very positive results. I use both gray squirrels and fox squirrels, whatever you may want. I use a lot of vintage G.I. Joe accessories which look great on the mounts.

A chest mount is going to set you back about $110, the full body wall-climbing mount is $155, and you’re going to have to pay for the extras like adorable (and fierce) guns and hats.  Head over to The Squirrels Hole for a custom quote from Rick himself.