Remember that lunatic who attacked unsuspecting fans at an Indiana Pacers game in 2004? Well, he won an NBA championship this year and is now playing dodgeball with children.
Ron Artest, who appears to have no moral objection using prepubescent athletes or ironically bearded hipsters as human shields, seems to be really enjoying a sport sweeping Radiohead concert parking lots and PBR happy hours. (He doesn’t appear to be particularly good at it, but that’s not what’s important.)
In case you can’t tell which one is Artest, just look for the only 6-foot-8 professional athlete. Shockingly, he’s the only one there.