Lose Virginity and Save the Internet

April 23, 2008

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Tania Derveaux is so passionate about net neutrality that sheis offering to sleep with any virgin who signs up to her website. The stunt isin response to recent comments by Europe basedVirgin Media CEONeil Berkett who stated that "this net neutrality thingis a load of b****cks". Tania says that:

I'm using sex in a positive way to spread awareness. The reasonwhy only virgins can apply is because I don’t want to make this promise to sucha large amount of people that I’ll have to turn some down.

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So if you’ve been saving yourself for a good cause and arepassionate about the net, Tania’s offer sounds too good to refuse. Interested candidatesshould be aware of Tania’s detailed requirements and rules of conduct:

  • applicants must be 18yrs oldor above
  • condom must be used, exceptif the applicant prefers to release his semen upon Tania's body withoutany oral or vaginal contact
  • Anal sex is negotiable,although Tania will cease the performance immediately if any form of'surprise buttsex' occurs
  • multiple participants are notallowed, but applicants are entitled to have an audience observe theperformance
  • if anywhere along theprocess, it becomes clear that the applicant is not a virgin, Taniareserves the right to terminate all activity
  • applicant must be able toprovide sufficient evidence that clearly shows he has been defending netneutrality (eg. a print-out of a forum post, a link to a vlog)
  • applicant agrees that in theevent of the applicant infringing upon Terms of Service during the processof the act, Tania is not responsible for any genital injury that theapplicant may suffer
  • Tania may deny service forhygiene reasons

For more info watch Tania and a group of dudes (who may or may not have taken up Tania's offer) talk about net neutrality:

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