Mantenna - Sean William Scott Goes to Rehab

March 16, 2011
Sean William Scott goes to rehab, Howard Stern talks post-divorce sex, and Ochocinco finds a new sport to make a mockery of…the Mantenna is in a better place now!

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Sean William Scott Goes to Rehab

Stifler is going to rehab. The American Pie actor has checked himself into a treatment facility to deal with “health and personal issues.” Scott did not disclose the reasons for entering rehab. A rep for the actor released a statement saying, “Seann William Scott has voluntarily admitted himself for proactive treatment to address health and personal issues. He appreciates the support of his many fans at this time.” Scott’s announcement comes the same day that Universal Pictures announced it’s bringing back the original American Pie trilogy cast for a fourth sequel. [People]

Howard Stern Talks Post-Divorce Sex

Howard Stern says he got a lot of sex after divorcing his first wife, but it wasn’t all satisfying. The iconic radio man is on the cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone and opens up about divorcing Alison Burns and finding love again with Beth Ostrosky. He tells Rolling Stone, “After my divorce, I realized, "Oh, wow, I can go have sex." And I was running around, picking up women. Then all of a sudden, it dawned on me that I really didn't need that much sex. I just wanted somebody with me every minute. I was using women as a surrogate mother. When I tapped into that, it suddenly became very childish behavior. And really, was it so great f***ing every night? They're using me for my fame, I'm using them for their beauty, and the whole f***ing thing seemed empty.” Stern married Ostosky in 2008 and says marriage is “easy” but fears he “f*** things up very easily.” [Rolling Stone]

Snoop Dogg Reacts to Nate Dogg’s Untimely Death

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Just after rapper/singer Nate Dogg passed away, fellow West Coast icon Snoop Dogg took to his Twitter to vent about the untimely death of his very close homie. "We lost a true legend n hip hop n rnb,” Dogg Tweeted. “One of my best friends n a brother to me since 1986 when I was a sophomore at poly high where we met." Snoop added, "I love u buddy luv. U will always b wit me 4ever n a day u put the g n g funk u put the 1 n 213 n u put yo stamp on evrybdy u ever didit wit." Couldn’t have said it better myself. [NY Daily News]

Major League Soccer Returns to Dozens of Excited Fans

Were you one of seven people who longed for the return of Major League Soccer? If so, you’re in luck. The season kicks off tonight in a possibly televised game between Los Angeles and Seattle. Apparently both of these teams are really psyched to be a part of the excitement, so it should be a thrilling 0-0 tie! [ESPN]

Ochocinco Finds New Sport to Make a Mockery Of

Chad Johnson/Ochocinco may have some free time to fill with the NFL labor strike. Fortunately, he’s trying to fill it with soccer. Lots and lots of soccer. According to Yahoo! Sports “the Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver is set for a four-day tryout with Sporting Kansas City of Major League Soccer starting Tuesday.” Seems like a rational move that will probably end very well for both sides. [Yahoo!]