What's up, bro? It's one half of the greatest tag team of all time: The Bro Mans. And I'm back with another blog. Robbie E is here to give you something to read that may even shed a tear. The truth is some day there is actually gonna be a baby Robbie E. That's right, bro, I do want to have kids someday and these will be 5 characteristics of my child!
5 - He Won't Need Diapers - Come on, bro. My kid will know how to poop in the toilet without needing to go through that lame baby training stuff.
4 - King of the Playground - When it comes to the slide and the jungle gym, no one will be as quick or as strong as my kid. They will certainly be a leader and not a follower.
3 - CraZy – Yeah I'm admitting they will be a little nuts like me and and their mother -- who will hopefully be Miss Tessmacher (still working on that one bro) -- but hey, sick is the new sane and being crazy is cool!
2 - Smart – Let's just say since I'm pretty dang smart, it's a given my kid will be. "This train has sailed down the road, bro!" OH!!
1 - First Word - Obviously the first word that comes out of my child's mouth will be "bro", bro!
Until next time, Oh!!! This was some info on my future kid bro!!!
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