Mantenna - Casey Anthony May Have a New Job

July 29, 2011
Casey Anthony may have a new job, Internet Explorer users are dumb, and Soulja Boy spends $55 Million on a private jet…the Mantenna will never be duplicated!

Casey Anthony May Have a New Job

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Would you want to see the infamous Tot Mom in the buff? Hustler magazine thinks so and has made Casey Anthony an offer she may not be able to refuse. Hustler founder Larry Flynt revealed on CNN that he’s offered the 25-year-old a staggering $500,000 to pose completely nude. Flynt said, “You've got men who say, 'Hey, I want to see her in her birthday suit.’ There may be some sick individuals ... but that's what life is all about.” Anthony was recently acquitted of murdering her two-year-old daughter in a trial that stopped and shocked the nation. ”They said, 'Why haven't you made an offer? Why don't you want to publish her pictures?' They said, 'She's a really attractive person.' ... I've never seen that happen before.” It’s good to know Larry’s listening to the wants of American men.

Internet Explorer Users are Dumb

If you’re using Internet Explorer 6 to read this, well, you probably have difficulty reading. Why, well according to a new study IE6 users have scandalously low IQs. The study, conducted by psychometric consulting company AptiQuant, found that users of the ten year old, notoriously buggy browser have an average IQ just over 80. Yikes! The study quizzed 101,326 people ages 16 and up from predominately English-speaking countries, including the U.S., Canada, UK, Australia and New Zealand. Participants were given an online IQ test and their browser was recorded. The study found that 10.7 percent of the world still uses IE6 even though Microsoft has made a concerted effort to move people away from it. IE8 is the most popular browser and is currently used by over 30 percent of the world. Users of Firefox or Chrome have an average IQ of 110, while users of Opera or Camino have an average IQ of 120.

Soulja Boy Spends $55 Million on Private Jet

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In one of the more mind-blowing stories of the day, not-so-awesome rapper Soulja Boy has apparently dropped some serious cash on a new private jet. According to TMZ, in honor of his very own birthday, Soulja scooped up a G5 jet earlier this week for a cool $35 million. He plans on also using an extra $20 million to add 12 custom Italian leather seats, televisions, and many other ridiculous add-ons to the jet. And if things couldn’t get any more asinine, the ‘artist’ plans on painting his very own custom logo on the side of the brand new jet. This kid is straight up going the MC Hammer route, people. It’s only a matter of time.

Meat Loaf Passes Out on Stage

Last night at Pittsburgh's Trib Amphitheater, Meat Loaf had a very scary moment when the singer literally fainted live on stage due to what seems to be a pretty serious asthma attack. According to the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, right after a rendition of his ‘90s ballad "I'd Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That)," Meat Loaf literally collapsed to the floor for nearly 10 minutes. In true professional form, Meat Loaf actually got back on his feet and finished the freakin’ gig. "I f****** fainted,” Meat Loaf explained to the audience. “I have asthma ... I can't breathe ... and then ... oh wait, I forgot ... I got poked by a pin and bled half to death ... and then I got slapped in the face and my tooth is loose." What a night. Mr. Loaf is set to perform in Columbus, Ohio this weekend. We wish him the best of luck.