Finally, a Job Opening to Coach a Lingerie Football Expansion Team
Dust off those résumés and tell your wife that you’ve found a career path that combines your love of “women that aren’t her” and “slightly competitive football,” because the Lingerie Bowl is searching for a new pervert coach to lead their ladies into battle (and the post-game shower room if you can negotiate the right contract perks).
The newly-formed Nashville Stars are ready to hire a bench boss and are even willing to "discuss" compensation.
Responsibilities include:
- Coaching and managing the team.
- Travelling to, and attending all games.
- Trying out players and attending social functions, as needed.
- Avoiding staring directly into the fake chests of your defensive line.
Apparently a business management degree is a plus, and some sort of football background is appreciated.
But wait, how do you apply?
Don’t worry – here’s a link to the job posting.
Go get ‘em, Tiger!
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