Miley Cyrus' Brother Really Wants to Fight the Jonas Brothers

August 19, 2009

Miley Cyrus’ big brother Trace has officially expressed his hatred for the Jonas Brothers and even spoke publicly about wanting to kick their little virgin asses.

In an interview with Details magazine, the Metro Station frontman opened up and unleashed his true feelings for the Disney trio. "I'm not trying to clean my image to make anyone happy. I could have gone the route of the Jonas Brothers. Those guys can't live their lives freely. They have to put out this image that's totally fake." When asked which of Jonas’ he thought would be the toughest to beat down in a brawl, he answered, "I don't think any of them would be much trouble. I'd never lay a hand on Nick—I love that kid—but the other two better not get in my way." Intimidating stuff!

Not sure if this fake heavy metal/punk d-bag is for real, but I would really love to see some kind of Cyrus vs. Jonas royal rumble death match. It would be great if a giant bomb went off at the end of the match and just totally wiped out both families. That would be a great day for this country.

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